Catholic guilt

It never ceases to amaze me how Pope Palpatine and his coven continue to issue moral decrees on sexual matters, it betrays a level of cognitive dissonance that is almost stupefying. Why don't you adopt the humility that the jesus of the new testament espouses  and hang your head(s) in shame & silence at the facilitated rape and abuse of defenseless children.

No sex please, god's wathcing.

Nurofen Plus

Nurofen Plus is like a box of chocolates, ya never know what you're gonna get.

Hurricane Betsy

What are hurricanes always named after innocuous housewives? Why not try; Cruella, Barberella or maybe P.M.S??

Smart phones

Why are they called "smart" phones, a smarter one comes along every 6 months, they should be called remedial phones.

KFC Helps Fight Diabetes With Mega Jug Sized Pepsi | Death and Taxes

KFC Helps Fight Diabetes With Mega Jug Sized Pepsi | Death and Taxes

In other news cigarettes cure cancer.

Apple a day

I love the hushed reverence and anticipation at what latest i-product apple are going to pull from their neither regions, it's quasi religious and totally ridiculous.

Season 15 South Park

So far this season has been a significant let down. Not nearly the same rapier wit that I've become accustomed to. The crack baby episode was one of the strongest of a very substandard run to date. Perhaps S.P is now experiencing the inevitable "Simpson effect". One of the major advantages S.P enjoyed is it's fast turnaround time which facilitated contemporary topics being integrated into the themes of the show before they fell off the public's radar. I think this is also an achilles heel, it's possible they made need to extend the production time to more fully develop the episodes. It's one of the few T.V shows that I genuinely look forward to.